I Embalm the GrandparentsHow Conan O’Brien and Mike Birbiglia helped me embalm my grandfather.Feb 28, 2024Feb 28, 2024
So What if They’re Fake Songs!5 Songs Made for Movies or TV That Need to Become Funeral Regulars ImmediatelyMay 11, 20231May 11, 20231
My Friend’s Roommate’s Laser Tag PartyAs I’ve stated before, I didn’t know anyone when I got to Nashville for mortuary school. Luckily, only a few days after moving in, some…Mar 29, 2023Mar 29, 2023
Mortified 2: Return of MortifiedSo, a little over a year ago, the Mortified you’ve all come to know and love(?) disappeared without warning.Mar 6, 2023Mar 6, 2023
Published inThe HavenThings You Can Do at Work that Require Zero TalentThe Company Will Reward YouApr 25, 20225Apr 25, 20225
An Op-Ed by Parson Brown: The Constant Comparison to a Snowman is Really HurtfulThis is one of my favorite pieces I’ve ever written (originally appeared way back in 2016 on the Second City Network here), and it’s…Dec 24, 2021Dec 24, 2021
