So What if They’re Fake Songs!

Joseph Thomas
2 min readMay 11, 2023

5 Songs Made for Movies or TV That Need to Become Funeral Regulars Immediately

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The campaign to insert these musical selections into the funeral song canon is long overdue. Let’s make it happen, people! Someone start the petition.

“5,000 Candles in the Wind” from Parks and Recreation

This is a fantastic choice as long as you’re ok that it’s all about a dead fictional Shetland pony. He truly was 5,000 candles in the wind.

“Rainbow Connection” from The Muppet Movie

The origin story I’ve heard is that Jim Henson contacted songwriter, Paul Williams, and asked him to write a song to make a frog in a swamp seem introspective. Well, he did the thing, didn’t he?

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Joseph Thomas

Funeral Director and humor writer from Memphis, TN. Access more of me at http://joseph-thomas.com.